Happy Birthday to me. Here's what the NY Daily News says about me:

Today's Birthday
You are drawn like a magnet to the people who can help you the most this year! Your keen business sense gets a workout in the next five weeks. In addition to your usual hard work, you can wheel and deal your way into a nice cash bonus, so deserved! Romance comes into your life when you're feeling terrific about your body next month. Pisces and Scorpio like your body, too! Your lucky numbers are 4, 9, 18, 20 and 33.

Hmmmm, a cash bonus. Wouldn't that be nice...

Update: More horoscope nonsense from the NY Post:

Your Horoscope for May 11, 2004
IF TUESDAY, MAY 11TH, IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Make it your mission in life this year to do only those things that you really want to do. Take a look at your life - both at home and at work - and identify all those things you do because other people want you to do them. Now scrap each and every one of them. You'll be amazed how much time and energy you will have for more important things that you want to do.